me.

I bite my nails daily and hardly paint them.
Chopsticks make Chinese food taste better.
I chew gum obsessively and blow bubbles at the most inappropriate times.
In restaurants I spin on the stools like it's a race.
Sonic Cream Slushes and hot Apple Cider are comforting.
I will choose a happy meal over Olive Garden any day.
Semi-colons are my favorite punctuation mark; yet I have no idea of the proper way to use them.
My priorities are always mixed up, but I'm usually happy with my choices.
I'm a hooker... on my college's rugby team, but I don't have disrespect for actual hookers.
I eat Spaghettios, cold, straight from the can.
I'm an English major; ask me anything about English, and I probably do not know.
Condoms are only useful as dorm room decor; they make great balloons!
Procrastination isn't an art, which is why I'm so good at it.
I drive an orange car; which the unique color has gotten me numerous parking tickets.I don't have a lot of passion for anything in particular, but God, I love life.
I'd like to believe I'm meant for so much more.